Don't apologize for good old fashioned witty humor. Not quite coffee spitting funny.. but still enjoyable with coffee on a cold winter morning nonetheless. I wish someone would make a "true 2 piece" bolt together front chin spoiler for our cars. Shipping cost on a lightweight 6" x 8" x 28" box would only be about $20 bucks.
The bumper was for parts. The buyer wanted to fabricate his current rear bumper by eliminating the cut out for the license plate. He was going to use the bumper I was sending him to correctly graft in the parts to do this.